I DARE you to prove to me that the Flying Spaghetti Monster or any God besides my
You don’t have to prove he exists that is the whole premise FSM is based on. Our God is no different than your God. Hope this helps
Prove your god exists! We don’t need proof we have pasta. Oh and faith, yes we have faith and pasta. Oh and noodles. Yes we have pasta, faith and noddles. Oh and beer. We have pasta, faith, noodles and beer. Oh and grog. Yes we have pasta, faith, noodles, beer and grog. Yes! And the more beer and grog i drink, the more pasta and noodles i want and the more faith i have. Hah beats bread and watered wine any day!
Evidence that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists is all around us. One only needs to know where to look. The Beer Volcano. And the Stripper Factory. Midgets, Pirates, even gravity! The Flying Spaghetti Monster created all of it.
Brainiac cosmologists grapple with complex concepts like quantum string theory. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster created quantum noodles. Hopefully, someday these cosmologists will revise their calculations and discover the Higgs boson is actually a noodle particle.
That would be irrefutable proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.
The non believers most difficult and feared question, PROVE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DOES NOT EXIST! I DARE you.
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