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Post Your Offering for His Noodley Holiness
October 27, 2015
5:06 am
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Welcome all to this sanctified space to where you can introduce yourself to His Holiness and make offerings in his name. Let the hunger inside of you be filled with his noodley appendages and may they warm your belly, heart, and soul. No diet is complete without a serving of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Use this space to give thanks, make offerings, or confess your sins. In the name of the Spaghetti Monster...R'amen.

October 27, 2015
2:41 pm
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silvano
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One mark (one percent) for helping pass my Java Programming course.

October 27, 2015
10:23 pm
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Jose Cuervo
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I offer up to you my body may it make you whole and swole and full

November 20, 2015
3:39 am
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Tandy
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1 used condom

December 2, 2015
6:06 am
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SPXXXXXXXXXX
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Tandy said

1 used condom

Have some respect man! His noodleyness has many appendanges. ONE CONDOM ain't gonna cut it bud!

December 10, 2015
8:08 am
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Han
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uh whut?

February 21, 2017
3:24 pm
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Simon Corcoran
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I offer my right ball, it's smaller than the left one but i love it as much as the other one. Also I offer my friend Louis, he has the most fuckable ears in the entire universe, miam miam you just want to full it up with cum and lick it clean. I hope his noodly grand master has plenty of fun with my offerings and sends me a tentacle porn. And at last a little thought to Nicolas who is black and gay... I thought your god only punish once PASTAFARIANISM PROOVEN drop the mic bitch. PS fuck me daddy
- With my hand on my cock, your lover, Simon Corcoran

September 7, 2017
4:23 pm
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ItchyPirate
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I offer my thanks to the FSM for all that He/She/It has done for me: My life, my cats, even my few limited successes in life are all thanks to the FSM. Especially, the 'paghetti!

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