I object in the strongest possible terms that you denigrate my religion as a mere parody of other religions. Any similarities between the Noodly Father and other religions only add salt to the Noodle Masters water. They are either of coincidence, results of other religions co-option, or are others misinterpretation of the touch of the Noodle to be of a false god. Such misinterpretations are easy to understand and forgivable given of the culture of belief into which those that encounter the Noodly Mass were born.

Ridicule and disbelief comes with the territory of being a Pastafarian. However this is made all the more difficult by your parody claim and accusation. I fear that people of other faiths and government agencies lack the mental carbohydrates to see these lies and fabrications represented on your website for what they really are. Please consider removing all claims of parody for the safety of all those that claim allegiance to the FSM for fear we are labeled apostates or worse atheists for our beliefs.

May you go in sauce.